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Sales Funnels & Substack Bundle

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Sales Funnels & Substack Bundle

$456 $410

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it…

Transmit. Attract. Convert. Repeat.

Most entrepreneurs are out here screaming into the social media void, hoping for likes, clicks, and strangers to become customers.

But the people most likely to buy from you? They’re not strangers.

🛸 You’re Broadcasting into Deep Space—But Your People Are Already in Orbit

Your email list is the motherload.

It’s your most powerful, cost-effective, and underused asset.

And yet... most creators either:

  • Don’t email their list because “I don’t know what to say.”
  • Or haven’t set up a system that makes it easy to follow up consistently without burning out.

Here’s the truth:

If you do ONE THING to market your business this year, it should be activating your email strategy.

And the easiest, cheapest, most beginner-friendly way to do that?

Substack.

🚀 Now Boarding…

Step aboard an Out-of-this-World Substack Strategy Series created exclusively for Earthbound Entrepreneurs—building big dreams with small teams.

Learn to command your digital presence and build a streamlined business ecosystem with nothing but a laptop, Substack, and powerful strategic alignment.

✨ One platform. Strategic Sales Funnels. Easy Content. Zero burnout.

👽Who is this for?

  • If you're spending your time trying to market on social media but not getting results - this series will help you reallocate your time to something that will actually payoff!
  • If you aren't using email to market your business - sign up now!
  • If you've been paying for Mailchimp (or something similar) but not using it, or you're about to outgrow the free tier - this workshop will pay for itself in a matter of months!
  • If you’ve started a Substack but never posted—or stared at the backend wondering what half of it means—you are exactly who this mission is built for.

📢You’re Already Broadcasting. Now Let’s Make Sure It Actually Lands.

  • Stop guessing and start using a proven, repeatable content system.
  • Turn your Substack into a lead-generating machine
  • Build trust and convert contacts into buyers
  • Build a retention system that keeps your best clients coming back
  • Get expert support live while building your system—so you don’t get stuck
  • Save time, energy, and mental load for years to come by having a sustainable system that works for you and your business

🚀 Ready to Launch Real Growth?

It's time to make Substack your marketing 🛸mothership and I’m putting you in the control room.

🌍 What to Expect

This is the Ultimate Sales Funnel + Substack Bundle to help you:

  • ✅ Build a thriving, sustainable ecosystem on Substack
  • ✅ Attract, nurture, and retain clients—without social media overwhelm
  • ✅ Multiply your content from ONE idea to TWENTY+ outputs
  • ✅ Launch your Substack business growth system with clarity and confidence


What's Inside

🛠 Path of the Aligned Buyer - Whiteboard & Webinar

A Canva whiteboard + 20-minute webinar to help you map your full customer journey and build a sales funnel that makes sense.

🧩 It’s strategic. It’s visual. It’s NOT your average funnel template.

 

🧠 The 4 Key Questions to Business Clarity - eBook

A gorgeous 24-page self-assessment to troubleshoot your funnel and identify exactly what’s not working. Includes Ophelia’s personal homework for reference and bonus tools to move from insight to action.

 🚀 Launch Sequence Activated (June) - Live Workshop

 Substack setup walkthrough. We’ll configure every setting, build a plug-and-play template, and get your publication launch-ready.

→ Perfect for newbies or anyone who skipped the tech setup and hoped for the best.

📅 June 17th & 18th | ⏰ 1:30–3:30pm EST |

🛰️ Broadcasting from the Mothership (July) - Live Workshop

This is strategy. We’ll create a sales funnel that uses Substack as your simplified, high-impact marketing machine. Swipe my funnel samples or build your own with expert support.

→ Ideal for those wanting a customized, stress-free marketing plan.

📅 Tuesday, July 8 | ⏰ 1:30–4:30pm EST |


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